John Ratzenberger credited as playing...
Cliff Clavin
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane, I've got the most exciting news. It just couldn't wait.
- Diane Chambers: What is it? You're positively tingling.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Come and sit down. I have been awarded an honor that surpasses anything that I could have hoped to have achieved at this point in my career, it goes beyond even my most wild and ambitious dreams.
- Cliff Clavin: Hey, hey, Doc, what are we talking here, a Nobel Prize, huh?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, we're not talking Nobel Prize.
- Norm Peterson: What, Pulitzer? Come on.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I didn't win the Pulitzer Prize.
- Diane Chambers: Oh, a Guggenheim Fellowship.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, it's not a Guggenheim Fellowship.
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, what did you win, a canned ham? You lost all the big ones.
- Carla Tortelli: You know, this morning I was thinking I'm not married, I'm carrying my sixth kid, I'm broke, I live in squalor. I'm having a crisis of faith.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, come on, Carla, don't talk like that.
- Carla Tortelli: Well, would a just God be putting me through this, Coach?
- Cliff Clavin: Well, Carla, I know it looks sort of bleak out there. But, uh, you just have to have patience. Remember Job.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Cliffie's right, honey. You got a good "jobe" here. You're in great health.
- Carla Tortelli: I don't know.
- [Carla walks away]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Cliff, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of Carla, but you pronounce the word "job".