Rhea Perlman credited as playing...
Carla Tortelli
- Carla Tortelli: You know, this morning I was thinking I'm not married, I'm carrying my sixth kid, I'm broke, I live in squalor. I'm having a crisis of faith.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, come on, Carla, don't talk like that.
- Carla Tortelli: Well, would a just God be putting me through this, Coach?
- Cliff Clavin: Well, Carla, I know it looks sort of bleak out there. But, uh, you just have to have patience. Remember Job.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Cliffie's right, honey. You got a good "jobe" here. You're in great health.
- Carla Tortelli: I don't know.
- [Carla walks away]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Cliff, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of Carla, but you pronounce the word "job".
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Carla, what are you looking for, a sign from God? Religious belief is based on faith.
- Carla Tortelli: Yeah, well, I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but I think I've lost faith.
- Sam Malone: [entering from his office] Hey, listen up, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Diane here is leaving for Europe, and she's... she's not going to be back to Cheers ever.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Aww...
- [Carla falls to her knees and clasps her hands together]
- Carla Tortelli: [singing] I believe, for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.