Suzanne Pleshette credited as playing...
Emily Hartley
- Emily Hartley: [Howard appears at an inopportune moment] To tell you the truth, Howard, we are having the longest argument in the history of our marriage.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: No, I think the longest one was when you wanted to buy a cat.
- Howard Borden: Who won that argument?
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: You don't see a cat around here, do you, Howard?
- Emily Hartley: Well?
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Well, it's been so long I forgot what the fight was about.
- Emily Hartley: I just think you're being a little selfish and inconsiderate, that's all. I mean, you watch football on Saturday, you watch football on Sunday, and I don't think it's too much to ask that we spend Monday nights together. And that's what we're arguing about.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Oh, yeah, I remember. We're arguing about the fact that I'm a forty-year-old man and my wife is telling me what I can and cannot watch on television in my own living room, in my own house, in my own life.