Dick Hollister: That's the biggest moth I've ever seen!
Paula Hollister: [emerging from closet] I was feeding on a sleeve on a coat in there.
Dick Hollister: I see. Mm-hmm. What were you doing in the closet?
Paula Hollister: Little Harriet Ferguson from across the hall came over to visit & got stuck on the magnet. I pulled her loose, but got locked in the closet.
Dick Hollister: Okay, now I know I'm going to hate myself for asking this; how did little Harriet Ferguson get stuck on the magnet?
Paula Hollister: You know little Harriet, the one with the braces on her teeth?
[simulates an impact with her hand & fist]
