Ashton Holmes credited as playing...
- Sean: I got spanked for stealing once. It's cruel and it hurt. I'm never spanking my kids.
- Wendy: Sometimes you have to. Sometimes they are bad and they have to learn. I never learned. Hit me.
- Sean: What? You don't live in what world? The world of first dates? Of holding hands?
- Wendy: No you jackass. Of disposable girlfriends. Of bracelets for blowjobs. Of macking and making out and going down and text messaging some asshole whose gonna come all over my shirt. That world.
- Sean: What...like a cult or something?
- Allyson: Yeah, I guess....I mean what else would you call it?
- Wendy: Fine, fine, fine, I'm abnormal and you just spanked the girl next door.
- Sean: You ARE the girl next door!
