Mike Nawrocki credited as playing...
Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn • Jerry Gourd - Other Elf • Chief Elder • Cockney Eagle
- Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn: We'll create a distraction! Does anyone have a banjo and an inflatable turkey?
- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days
- [brightening up]
- Lead Spark: I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!
- Leg-O-Lamb: [ripping the fake ears off Ear-O-Corn, dressed as Elvis] I KNEW it!
- Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn: What?
- Leg-O-Lamb: You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no Elf! You're an Elvish impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one.
- Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn: Oh right! Like YOU'RE a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a REAL Elf!