Steve Schirripa credited as playing...
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri
- Tony Soprano: [referring to his mistress] so, how's your "bird", these days?
- Christopher Moltisanti: fuck you talking about?
- Tony Soprano: come on, "clandestine" phone calls, I know you got a new comare
- Christopher Moltisanti: what can I say, huh?
- Tony Soprano: with a pregnant wife at home, your timing is fuckin priceless
- Christopher Moltisanti: "playground's closed", man has his needs
- Tony Soprano: good point. When Carmela had her spec house, I can't tell you how many nights I had to "fend" for myself while she was out looking at bathroom fixtures
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: so, this new one, how come you don't bring her around?
- Christopher Moltisanti: honestly, I would but... between us, she's black
- Tony Soprano: [surprised] whoa
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [referring to the slang term for African Americans, amused] you're banging a "shine"?
- Christopher Moltisanti: she's hot too: classy, not that it wouldn't matter to Paulie, still gotta listen to all his racial bullshit
- Tony Soprano: yeah, she would feel it too
- Junior Soprano: [excited to see him visiting him at the nursing home] Bobby!
- Junior Soprano: [after hugging Bobby, to the residents and staff] any of you know what "Bacala" is?
- Junior Soprano: [when no one responds] of course you don't. Well, it's a salted cod, we taught the world how to eat
- Junior Soprano: [after they sit down] happy holidays, huh? You smell the piss in this place?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [referring to the envelope his holding] I ain't gonna stay too long, just came here to say you should keep this
- Junior Soprano: what's that?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: you had Beppe drop it off, remember? Had a post it? It said "Merry Christmas"?
- Junior Soprano: [disappointed, not remembering Bobby's first wife Karen already passed away] it's a gift, a little something for you and Karen and the kids
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [shakes his head, referring to Junior shooting Tony] it wouldn't be right. Frankly, I shouldn't even be here after what happened with Tony
- Junior Soprano: [irritated] his still "Up on his cross", huh?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [attempting to remind and convince him because his developing Alzheimer's] you shot him
- Junior Soprano: [in denial of his mental state] well, it's not that simple. I know "a few things" you don't, like "maybe" I wasn't "acting alone?"
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [insistently, referring to the assassination] JFK was forty years ago
- Junior Soprano: [sternly] that's all I'll say about that
- Junior Soprano: [gestures to a nursing home resident] you see that one over there? An attorney mounting my case
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: look, I should take off
- Junior Soprano: you want a snack? Soda? The fuck? You just got here!
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [slides the envelope across the table] happy holidays
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [hands the envelope to an orderly] here, "One hand washes the other"