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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

  • Episode aired Apr 24, 2006
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two And A Half Men: Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro
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Alan is forced to admit to Charlie, who keeps rubbing it in, that he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend, Kandi, has moved in with his ex-wife. It's all so confusing that J... Read allAlan is forced to admit to Charlie, who keeps rubbing it in, that he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend, Kandi, has moved in with his ex-wife. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer the ladies to be lesbians, because it would be easier to explain. Jake te... Read allAlan is forced to admit to Charlie, who keeps rubbing it in, that he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend, Kandi, has moved in with his ex-wife. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer the ladies to be lesbians, because it would be easier to explain. Jake tells Alan that Kandi's mom, Mandi, has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. A... Read all

  • Director
    • Gary Halvorson
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Susan Beavers
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    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    • Director
      • Gary Halvorson
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Susan Beavers
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 1User review
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    Charlie Sheen
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    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
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    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
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    • Jake Harper
    Marin Hinkle
    Marin Hinkle
    • Judith Harper
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Gail O'Grady
    Gail O'Grady
    • Mandi
    Kevin Sorbo
    Kevin Sorbo
    • Andy
    April Bowlby
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    • Kandi
    • Director
      • Gary Halvorson
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      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Susan Beavers
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    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    This sitcom had been veering more and more towards being a sex comedy throughout its third series, and this episode sees it arrive at this point.

    The jokes are darker and cruder, the situations more silly, and while it maintains its charm, it does mark the start of a new style of 'Two and a Half Men'.

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    • Trivia
      Episode title spoken by Charlie, to Alan.
    • Quotes

      Berta: How do you know Kandi?

      Mandi: She's my daughter.

      Berta: Your daughter? Sweet whistling Geronimo! You people are like a box of hamsters: just crawling all over each other!

      Alan Harper: Yes, well, we all get how this looks, Berta.

      Berta: Hey, I'm not knocking it. I'm just wondering when some of that gravy's going to spill over on *my* taters.

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      Manly Men
      (Theme Song)

      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • What is a burro?

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    • Release date
      • April 24, 2006 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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      • 22m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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