Marin Hinkle credited as playing...
Judith Harper
- Judith Harper: [Jake's teacher wants to know if Jake has any hobbies outside of school] Well, I don't know about his father, but I've tried to share some of my interests with him.
- Alan Harper: Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.
- Judith Harper: [spots Kandi across the room] Is that a diamond necklace? You never gave *me* a diamond necklace!
- Alan Harper: Yeah? Well, you never gave *me* extra special, bonus sex!