Sandy Martin credited as playing...
Mac's Mom
- Mrs. Mac: Don't find you attractive.
- Dennis Reynolds: What?
- Mrs. Mac: I think you're an ugly man.
- Dennis Reynolds: You think I'm ugly?
- Mrs. Mac: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not ugly. You're ugly.
- Mrs. Mac: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: [getting fed up] Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, woman? You're saying that I'm un... you don't find me attractive?
- Mrs. Mac: No.
- Dennis Reynolds: And you're what, not gonna have sex with me?
- Mrs. Mac: No.
- Dennis Reynolds: This is ridiculous. I'm, I'm out of here.
- Dennis Reynolds: [holding flowers and chocolates] Hi.
- Mrs. Mac: What?
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in? I'm a friend of her son's.
- Mrs. Mac: I know you, Dennis.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh... oh, my God... ah... it's been a long time. I haven't seen you in a while, you look different.
- Mrs. Mac: I gained a little weight.
- Dennis Reynolds: Is that what it is? 'Looks good on ya.
- Mrs. Mac: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah... Mind if I sit?
- [Mrs. Mac groans]
- Dennis Reynolds: So, watching a little TV outside, huh?
- Mrs. Mac: I like the fresh air.
- Dennis Reynolds: Probably gets a little lonely though, every once in a while, watching TV out here by yourself. Every once in a while you probably want a man, right?
- [Mrs. Mac sighs]
- Dennis Reynolds: Someone to fulfill your desires?
- [puts hand on Mrs. Mac's thigh]
- Mrs. Mac: Oh... Not interested.
- Dennis Reynolds: Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. Why don't we go inside and have a little fun.
- Mrs. Mac: 'Don't find you attractive.
- Dennis Reynolds: What?
- Mrs. Mac: I think you're an ugly man.
- Dennis Reynolds: You think I'm ugly?
- Mrs. Mac: Yeah.
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not ugly, you're ugly.
- Mrs. Mac: Yeah.