Alexis Bledel credited as playing...
Rory Gilmore
- Rory Gilmore: I could kill him!
- Logan Huntzberger: You'd have to get in a very long line.
- Rory Gilmore: The man should be drawn and quartered.
- Logan Huntzberger: There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait.
- Rory Gilmore: Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed.
- Logan Huntzberger: I don't know; you quarter a guy, he's in four pieces. That's tough to recover from.
- Rory Gilmore: He should be stretched on a rack, iron maidened, strappadoed.
- Logan Huntzberger: Oh, my god. What is strappadoed?
- Rory Gilmore: When you suspend him in the air with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back.
- Logan Huntzberger: You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture.
- Rory Gilmore: I did a paper on the attorney general. It comes with the territory.