Phill Lewis credited as playing...
Mr. Moseby
- Zack Martin: [wearing a kimono] Nice tie.
- Mr. Moseby: [looks at Zack's kimono] Nice dress.
- Zack Martin: Touche.
- [Carey and Kumiko are unable to find a song they both know how to sing]
- Mr. Moseby: Ugh. Right now, I'd be happy if you sung "If You're Happy and You Know It".
- Carey Martin, Kumiko Mori: I know that one!
- [Mr. Moseby groans]
- Mr. Moseby: Maddie, did you stock the sushi candy?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: And the seaweed cookies. Yum!
- Zack Martin: What are we having, a convention of seals?
- [he barks and claps like a seal; Maddie throws him a piece of candy]
- Mr. Moseby: No, an important Japanese company is coming, and it would be swell if they came again next year. So I would like them to feel at home.
- Cody Martin: How come you never want us to feel at home?
- Mr. Moseby: You're kidding, right?
- Mr. Moseby: [trying to escort Kumiko away from the twins] Okay, let me show you to your room.
- Cody Martin: Wait! I want to practice my Japanese.
- [says to Kumiko in Japanese:]
- Cody Martin: My belly button grows watermelons.
- Kumiko Mori: [to Moseby, uneasily] Don't send the fruit basket to my room.
- Mr. Moseby: [to Kumiko] How was your flight?
- Kumiko Mori: Too long. It gave me big wedgie.
- Cody Martin: I know how you feel. I get one every day at lunch.
- Zack Martin: And I'm the one who gives 'em to him.