Hill Harper credited as playing...
Sheldon Hawkes
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: [to Hawkes] You ever have a threesome? It's not as glorious as you might imagine. It's complicated in dealing with different personalities and hey, sometimes you're just not in the mood, if you know what I mean. It's hard enough explaining that to one woman, let alone two.
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [interrupting] Sid.
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: [continuing] And then there's...
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Sid.
- [motions the body]
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Anything else?
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: Oh. Just some trace on Don Juan's right fingers. I'll send a sample to the lab.
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Okay.
- [Goes to leave]
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: There were these two vivacious young ladies - course I was much younger than I am now...
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Sid, I gotta go. I gotta go.
- Detective Mac Taylor: Welcome to the home of trinogomy.
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Gotta admit, not what I expected.
- Detective Mac Taylor: Alright, I'll bite. What were you expecting?
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Oh I don't know.
- [Shrugs]
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Lava lamps, weird tapestries, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big...
- Detective Mac Taylor: [interrupting, laughing] Alright, alright, I'm sorry I asked.
- [after the victim's widow sees his dead body]
- Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: I hate that part. It's like being back at the morgue again.