Scott Adsit credited as playing...
The Photographer
- Jim Halpert: Hey, you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo ID taken together.
- Dwight Schrute: That doesn't make any sense.
- Jim Halpert: Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning, walk in together. Perfect.
- The Photographer: Smile.
- Dwight Schrute: No.
- [He stares right at camera as photographer takes the picture. To film crew]
- Dwight Schrute: I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
- Jim Halpert: This came out really well. There you go.
- Dwight Schrute: This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
- Jim Halpert: What did I write?
- [Dwight walks away while Jim smiles at camera]