Don Cheadle credited as playing...
Petey Greene
- Petey Greene: I'll tell it to the hot, I'll tell it to the cold. I'll tell it to the young, I'll tell it to the old. I don't want no laughin', I don't want no cryin', and most of all, no signifyin'. This is Petey Greene's Washington.
- E.G. Sonderling: What in blue blazes is going on in here?
- Petey Greene: Did he just say "blue blazes?"
- Petey Greene: [introducing a guest on his talk show] This is a pimp I wouldn't trust to wash my car, but y'all done elected him city official...
- Dewey Hughes: PETEY!