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The Two Ronnies
S3.E1
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Episode #3.1

  • Episode aired Sep 27, 1973
  • 44m
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Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett in The Two Ronnies (1971)
Comedy

Sketches include about shouting in a library, going for a driving test, we find out how to care for the sick, Ronnie tells us how things are going on the home front, and we see the main prod... Read allSketches include about shouting in a library, going for a driving test, we find out how to care for the sick, Ronnie tells us how things are going on the home front, and we see the main production, which is called Colditz. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who... Read allSketches include about shouting in a library, going for a driving test, we find out how to care for the sick, Ronnie tells us how things are going on the home front, and we see the main production, which is called Colditz. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine, and the singer Dana.

  • Writers
    • Roy Clarke
    • Terry Jones
    • Spike Mullins
  • Stars
    • Ronnie Corbett
    • Ronnie Barker
    • Dana
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.9/10
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    • Writers
      • Roy Clarke
      • Terry Jones
      • Spike Mullins
    • Stars
      • Ronnie Corbett
      • Ronnie Barker
      • Dana
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    Ronnie Corbett
    Ronnie Corbett
    • Self…
    Ronnie Barker
    Ronnie Barker
    • Self…
    Dana
    Dana
    • Self
    Pan's People
    • Themselves
    Claire Nielson
    • Agnes the Librarian
    April Walker
    April Walker
    • Matron
    Joyce Windsor
    • Woman in Library
    Nicholas Courtney
    Nicholas Courtney
    • Dickie Chapman
    Jay McGrath
    • Man in Library
    John Rutland
    • Man in Library…
    Peter Symons
    Barbie Denham
    • Disco Dancer
    • (uncredited)
    Pat Gorman
    Pat Gorman
    • P.O.W.
    • (uncredited)
    • Writers
      • Roy Clarke
      • Terry Jones
      • Spike Mullins
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    • Quotes

      [two clergymen walking down the aisle of a church]

      Ronnie Barker: Deuteronomy 22, verses 2 to 5.

      Ronnie Corbett: I beg your pardon?

      Ronnie Barker: Deuteronomy 22, verses 2 to 5.

      Ronnie Corbett: Oh, I'm sorry. Um, um, Second Kings 8, 7 to 14.

      Ronnie Barker: Oh, really, wouldn't surprise me. I should have thought Micah 2, 40.

      Ronnie Corbett: Oh, no, no; you're forgetting Zebadiah 9, 13, down to "I wot not what she gets."

      Ronnie Barker: Oh, of course. Ruth 13, 10 to 11.

      Ronnie Corbett: [chuckling] No, the way I heard it, it was, um, Daniel 3.

      Ronnie Barker: Oh, yes. But surely that would mean Nahum 7, wouldn't it?

      Ronnie Corbett: Well, yes, yes, but surely not if it's done with taste.

      Ronnie Barker: No, no, no. Isaiah 2, 7 to 8?

      Ronnie Corbett: Leviticus?

      Ronnie Barker: Judges 14.

      Ronnie Corbett: Nehemiah 10.

      Ronnie Barker: Amos 22.

      Ronnie Corbett: Nehemiah 10.

      Ronnie Barker: Haggai 12.

      Ronnie Corbett: Nehemiah 10.

      Ronnie Barker: Yes, well, of course, it's all right for you; you're married.

      [NOTE: the Biblical references seem to be random; some, in fact, don't exist at all, such as Haggai 12; there is not even a book of Zebadiah at all]

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      Featured in Remembering Nicholas Courtney (2013)
    • Soundtracks
      Where Is The Love
      Written by Ralph MacDonald and William Salter.

      Performed by Dana

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      • September 27, 1973 (United Kingdom)
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