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London Tipton
- Esteban: Oh, I know all about being a parent. I remember when Dudley took his first steps.
- London Tipton: Dudley's your pet chicken.
- Esteban: And I remember his first words, too.
- [clucks like a chicken]
- Sister Dominick: This weekend, each of you will be taking care of one of these.
- Mary Margaret: We have to take care of a doll?
- Sister Dominick: Oh, not a doll. This is a high-tech baby simulator. It must be fed, changed and nurtured just like the real baby. And if you don't, it will cry and I will know.
- London Tipton: You mean... ?
- [looks upwards and points in the air]
- Sister Dominick: No, dear. There's a recorder inside.
- Corrie: London, I named my son after you.
- Mary Margaret: For the last time, his name is Lebron.
- Corrie: And London, you're the godmother!
- London Tipton: Ooh!
- [starts clapping]
- Maddie: Godmother? Please, she can't even take care of her own child. She left it with a nanny.
- Corrie: Oh, is she good? Can I have her number?
- Maddie: [to London] You left our baby with a nanny?
- London Tipton: What? I had 22 nannies and I turned out just fine.
- London Tipton: Esteban, you're fired.
- Esteban: As the nanny or as the bellboy?
- London Tipton: As the nanny.
- Mr. Moseby: But the day is still young.