Carmen Electra credited as playing...
Mystique
- [Peter removes his jacket and wing straps]
- Cyclops: He's unleashing his powers!
- Storm: He's gonna spread angel wings!
- [Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back]
- Mystique: More like chicken wings!
- Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.
- Peter: And a monobrow!
- Mystique: [Does a double take] ... come again?
- Peter: [Starts clapping his hands] Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow!
- Mystique: Ok, ok!
- [She sighs and grows a monobrow reluctantly]
- Peter: And big flabby grandma arms!
- Mystique: [disgusted] ... Oh!
- Peter: ...Bingo wings! Like a fat blue Britney Spears!
- Mystique: [Rolls her eyes, as she starts flapping her arms and begins to shapeshift]
- Peter: [while drooling] ... now that's what I'm talking about...
- Morphed Mystique: [She now appears extremely fat, flabby, and cross-eyed, flapping her "bingo wings" for Peter]
- Peter: ...come here!
- Morphed Mystique: [Disgustingly wiggles her tongue]
- Peter: [Peter pulls down the now extremely fat Mystique and they start to make out and get it on]