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Crispin Glover, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Coolidge, Tony Cox, Darrell Hammond, Danny Jacobs, Héctor Jiménez, Kevin McDonald, Kal Penn, Jim Piddock, Adam Campbell, Jareb Dauplaise, and Alla Petrou in Epic Movie (2007)

Kal Penn: Edward

Epic Movie

Kal Penn credited as playing...

Edward

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Quotes6

  • White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.
  • [she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]
  • Edward: White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.
  • Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
  • Willy: That's actually the sewer line.
  • [as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]
  • Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!
  • Edward: [in his old age] Chuck Norris rules.
  • White Bitch: [holding crystal] Let's start things off with a bang, shall we?
  • Edward: But you'll kill millions.
  • White Bitch: Billions. Come on. Let me hear you say it.
  • Edward: My family will stop you!
  • White Bitch: WRONG!
  • Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
  • Edward: Uh-huh.
  • Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

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