Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Marge: I saved these for you, Bart. You'll always have them to remind you of the time when you were the whole world's special little guy.
- Bart: Thanks, Mom.
- Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.
- Homer: [breaks lamp] D'oh!
- Bart: Aye Carumba.
- Marge: Hmmmmm.
- Maggie: [sucks pacifier]
- Ned Flanders: Hidely-ho.
- Barney Gumble: [belches]
- Nelson: Ha-ha.
- Mr. Burns: Excellent.
- [pause, everyone stares at Lisa]
- Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
- Homer: What kind of catchphrase is that?
- Homer Simpson: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
- [holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
- Lisa: Like what?
- Homer Simpson: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle." Something like that.
- Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.
- Homer Simpson: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
- Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy?
- Homer Simpson: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work. The only one who has it easy is Marge.
- [Marge is shown scrubbing the kitchen floor, grunting]
- Lisa: This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly. It's not even about him!
- Bart: Sure it is! Look at the cover.
- Lisa: But inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
- Homer Simpson: Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.