Pamela Hayden credited as playing...
Milhouse Van Houten • Boy
- Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier?
- Boy: It's my nerves, sir. I just can't stand the barking anymore.
- Bart: Your nerves?
- [slaps him]
- Bart: I won't have any cowards in my army.
- [Grandpa smacks him in the back of the head]
- Bart: Ow!
- Abe Simpson: Sorry, Bart. You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send 'em off to die on some godforsaken rock, but for some reason, you can't slap 'em. Now apologize to that boy right now.
- Bart: Sorry, man.
- Boy: It's cool.