Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
- Bart: You know, there are names for people like you.
- Lisa: No there aren't.
- Bart: Teacher's pet. Apple polisher. Butt kisser.
- Homer: Bart. You're saying butt kisser like it's a bad thing.
- Lisa: Bart, you can't go on like this.
- Bart: I know.
- [coughs up his hat]
- Lisa: Why don't you go see grandpa?
- Bart: What can he do?
- Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive!
- Bart: He is?
- Lisa: Yeah, remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home?
- Lisa: [after being kissed by a boy in sailor hat and slapping him] Ew! Knock it off!
