Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Movie Villain • Football Player • Dr. Wolff • Carl • Diamond Thief • Donut Man • George • Crusher • Bumblebee Man • Chief Wiggum • Robots
- Carl: Welcome, brothers of Local 643. As you know, our president, Chuckie Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately. We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well.
- [everyone laughs]
- Carl: All right, all right. But seriously, we have to vote on Burns' new contract. It's basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meetings.
- [everyone cheers]
- Carl: In exchange for that, we have to give up our dental plan.
- [Everyone cheers and rushes over to the beer keg. Lenny pours a beer]
- Lenny: So long, Dental Plan!
- [Lenny's and Marge's words keep repeating in Homer's head]
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- [Charlie drops a pencil into Homer's butt crack]
- Carl: Bullseye!
- Homer: Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I've lost my train of thought.
- [back to Homer's mind]
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Lenny: Dental Plan!
- Marge: Lisa needs braces.
- Homer: [finally realizing] If we give up our dental plan... I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
- Dr. Wolff: Lisa, Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's "Obsession For Teeth."
- Marge: Doctor, we don't have a dental plan right now, so we need something a little more... affordable.
- Dr. Wolff: These pre-date stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.