Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson • Singing Crowd
- Mayor Quimby: Order! Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Homer: Get to the money!
- Mayor Quimby: In a moment. First, let's review the minutes from our last meeting.
- Apu: Get to the money!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Get to the money!
- Grampa Simpson: Get to the moneeey!
- Mayor Quimby: Very well. We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the $2 million.
- Lisa Simpson: Don't you mean $3 million?
- Mayor Quimby: ...Of course. How silly of me.
- [about the $3 million fined from Mr. Burns]
- Lisa Simpson: Oh, what a boon it could be for our underfunded public schools.
- [in Lisa's fantasy]
- Miss Hoover: Children, it's time for your history lesson. Put on your virtual reality helmets.
- [the children do]
- Genghis Khan: Hmm, excellent... hello, Lisa! I'm Genghis Khan! You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat!
- Miss Hoover: Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. I'm Miss Hoover.
- Miss Hoover: MISS Hoover? That is hard to believe!
- Miss Hoover: Oh, you. Ho, ho!
- Lyle Lanely: Now, I'm here to answer any questions you children have about the monorail.
- [kids raise their hands and call out "Me! Me!"]
- Ralph Wiggum: Can it outrun The Flash?
- Lyle Lanely: You bet!
- Child in Lisa's Class: Can Superman outrun The Flash?
- Lyle Lanely: Eh - sure, why not. Hello, little girl! Wondering if your dolly can ride the monorail for free?
- Lisa Simpson: Hardly. I'd like you to explain why we should build a mass-transit system in a small town with a centralized population.
- Lyle Lanely: Ha, ha! Young lady, that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked.
- Lisa Simpson: Really?
- Lyle Lanely: Oh, I could give you an answer. But the only ones who'd understand it would be you and me - and that includes your teacher!
- [Lisa giggles, flattered]
- Lyle Lanely: Next question - you there, eating the paste.