Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- [Darryl Strawberry is playing Homer's position]
- Lisa Simpson: You stink, Strawberry! We want Home Run Homer!
- Bart Simpson: Daaarrryl... Daaarrryl...
- Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: [in unison, with Maggie silently joining in] Daaarrryl! Daaarrryl!
- Marge Simpson: Children, that's not very nice.
- Lisa Simpson: Mom, they're professional athletes; they're used to this sort of thing! It rolls right off their backs.
- [a sad-looking Strawberry wipes away a single tear and sniffles]
- Homer Simpson: Where do you think you're going?
- Lisa Simpson: To the game.
- Homer Simpson: No, no! I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt!
- Bart Simpson: We've seen it, Dad.