Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Naval Officer #1 • Criminal #1 • TV Homer Simpson • Carl • Moe Szyslak • Chief Wiggum • Comic Book Guy • Professor Frink • Producer #3 • Producer #5 • Trent Steele • Lou
- Chief Wiggum: Well, if it isn't that stupid cop from TV.
- [scratches his ear with his gun barrel]
- Chief Wiggum: Oh yeah, that got it.
- Homer Simpson: [to Producers of "Police Cops"] I'm begging you! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back!
- [the Producers nod at Homer; he gets up and walks face-first into a cactus]
- Homer Simpson: D'oh!
- "Detective Homer Simpson": [Next week on "Police Cops", the Homer Simpson character's coat is caught on top of a flagpole] Let me down, Chief, I'm beggin' you! I'm a human being, let me have my dignity back!
- [the flagpole breaks, and Homer Simpson falls, crotch-first, onto a cactus below]
- "Detective Homer Simpson": B'oh!