Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Lisa Simpson: I can't believe you're not still popular.
- Bart: What'd you do, screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
- Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.
- Lisa Simpson: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes, coffee mugs, funny foam.
- [squirts the funny foam on Homer]
- Homer: They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.
- [looks over at Bart who's eating the foam]
- Homer: Bart!
- Bart: [with a mouth full of foam] What?
- Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show business: what goes up must come down.
- Lisa Simpson: What about Bob Hope? He's been consistently popular for over 50 years.
- Bart: So's Sinatra.
- Homer: Well, anyway, we were all getting tired of...
- Lisa Simpson: Dean Martin still packs 'em in.
- Bart: Ditto Tom Jones.
- Homer: Shut up!
- Bart: [after Homer tells his family about his barbershop quartet] Man, that's some story!
- Lisa Simpson: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we never heard about this until today?
- Bart: Yeah. And what happened to the money you made?
- Lisa Simpson: Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
- Bart: Since when could you write a song?
- Homer: [laughs] There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night. Now off to bed!
- [Bart and Lisa leave the room]
- Lisa Simpson: Wow! An original Malibu Stacey from 1958.
- [picking the toy up and seeing its perky, pointy breasts]
- Lisa Simpson: Ooh.
- Man Selling Malibu Stacey: Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.
- Lisa Simpson: Oh, my.