Hank Azaria: Captain Kirk • Sulu • Strip Club Announcer • ...
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
The Simpsons
Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Captain Kirk • Sulu • Strip Club Announcer • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Trailer • Bumblebee Man • Groom • Chief Wiggum • Man Driving Car • Snake • TV Announcer • Cinema Clerk
- [on the bridge of the Enterprise, everyone is well past their prime]
- Cpt. Kirk: Captain's log, Stardate 6051. Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens.
- Announcer: "Star Trek XII: So Very Tired"... see the original cast in the latest and greatest adventure!
- [three Birds of Prey confront the Enterprise]
- Sulu: Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.
- Cpt. Kirk: [exasperated] Again with the Klingons.
- [activates communicator]
- Cpt. Kirk: Mr. Scott, give me full power.
- [in the engine room]
- Scotty: It's no good, captain.
- [Scotty is too fat reach the engineering computer]
- Scotty: I ca'not reach the control panel!
- Kent Brockman: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years.
- Man: [hic] Kill me.
- [hic]
- Man: Kill me.