Hank Azaria credited as playing...
T-Shirt Vendor #2 • Roadie • Stage Manager • Announcer • Snake • Bart's Manager in Fantasy • Chief Wiggum • Lou • Landlord • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
- [just before the show]
- David St. Hubbins: I just looked out and there's puddles of water all over the stage.
- Arena Manager: Well gentleman, four times a week this place is sort of a hockey rink.
- David St. Hubbins: Well this is a rock concert, not the bleedin... splish-splash show.
- [after the bus crashes into the school]
- Principal Skinner: It's a miracle no one was hurt.
- Otto: I stand on my record-- 15 crashes and not a single fatality.
- Lou: Let's see your license, pal.
- Otto: No can do. Never got one. But, if you need proof of my identity, I wrote my name on my underwear. Oh wait-- these aren't mine.
- Principal Skinner: Well that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay.
- Otto: Who's gonna drive the bus?
- Principal Skinner: I drove an all-terrain vehicle in Da Nang. I think I can handle it.
- Otto: Hey landlord, some clown changed the lock, padlocked the door and put up an eviction notice.
- Landlord: Yeah, that was me. You haven't paid your rent in three months, so I can't have you here anymore.
- Otto: Well, can't I at least grab my stuff?
- Landlord: All I found was a jar of mustard and some old issues of Playdude.
- Otto: Wow. I have mustard?