Julie Kavner credited as playing...
Marge Simpson
- [the Simpsons pass a literature class at the academy]
- Cadet in Poetry Class: Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir!
- Lisa: They're discussing poetry! Oh, they never do that at my school.
- Poetry Instructor: But the truth can be harsh and disturbing! How can that be considered beautiful?
- Marge Simpson: Well, they sure sucked the fun out of that poem.
- [Bart's latest prank has shattered windows all over the city]
- Homer Simpson: [shouting] You've really done it this time, Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!
- Lisa: [shouting] When do you expect the ringing will stop?
- Chief Wiggum: [checking his watch, shouting] In about ten to fifteen seconds!
- Marge Simpson: [shouting] I certainly hope-!
- [ringing stops]
- Marge Simpson: -so!
- [covers her mouth, embarrassed; normal voice]
- Marge Simpson: That's better.
- Marge Simpson: [after Bart's prank] Now, about your punishment, young man.
- Bart Simpson: I know. I'll go to my room and think about what I did.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, no. Your room is full of toys. You're going to, uh... the garage.
- Bart Simpson: [unbothered] You're the boss.
- Marge Simpson: Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
- The Commandant: Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs, so that freed up a couple of bunks.
- Bart Simpson: "Freak-outs?"
- Homer Simpson: If, uh, that happens, are we still charged for the entire semester?
- Homer Simpson: Son, for the last time, you're staying at military school!
- Lisa: And so am I.
- [the family gasps]
- Lisa: This school has everything I ever wanted.
- Marge Simpson: Lisa, no! This place is just a jail for children.
- Bart Simpson: No jail can hold me!
- [he runs away; with a chirp, a Jeep driven by MPs passes with him in the back seat]
- The Commandant: In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet. Oh, but that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists. Welcome aboard.
- Marge Simpson: Lisa, if you ever want to quit and come home, I'll be here in half a jif.
- Bart Simpson: I wanna quit and come home.
- [cut to Homer and Marge preparing to leave]
- Bart Simpson: I wanna quit and come home.
- Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I heard you the first time.