Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Chief Wiggum • Waiter • Moe Szyslak • Sea Captain
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose.
- [Ralph is lying in bed]
- Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
- Chief Wiggum: You'll wear 'em till you learn, son.
- Moe: All right, I guess I might as well come clean. I'm not real good with women, and I really wanted to do ya, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's possessed by the dead spirit of my best friend's father.