Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Lionel Hutz
- Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wassn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
- Marge: But we did win.
- Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty.
- Lionel Hutz: Very well, but first some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half hour.
- Ned Flanders: Agreed! Number two, the jury will be chosen by me!
- Lionel Hutz: Agreed... no, wait...
- Ned Flanders: Silence!