Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
- Lisa: Almost done. Just lay still.
- Linguo: Lie still.
- Lisa: I knew that. Just testing.
- Linguo: Sentence fragment.
- Lisa: Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment.
- [Linguo's eyes move back and forth as it thinks]
- Linguo: Must conserve battery power.
- [Linguo shuts itself down]
- Homer: Here, little fella.
- [Homer pours beer into Linguo's mouth]
- Lisa: Dad, no!
- Linguo: Error!
- Homer: I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.
- Lisa: Oh. This is why I can't have nice things! Grrr... every time I design a robot, somebody comes along and breaks it.
- Lisa: [after seeing the breakfast Marge has prepared, whispering] Don't worry dad, I'll get us out of this!
- [Louder]
- Lisa: Hey dad!
- [winks]
- Lisa: Do you want to see my science project?
- [winks]
- Homer: No Lisa,
- [winks]
- Homer: but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast!
- Lisa: [running past Moe's] It's noon. That's usually when dad gets the brew shakes.
