Pamela Hayden credited as playing...
Milhouse Van Houten • Rod Flanders • Janey Powell
- Bart Simpson: [speaking from his microphone] Rod! Todd! This is God!
- Rod Flanders: How did you get on the radio?
- Bart Simpson: Whaddya mean, "How did I get on the radio?"! I CREATED THE UNIVERSE! Stupid kids.
- [Rod and Todd quickly fall to their knees and clasp their hands]
- Todd Flanders: Forgive my brother. We believe you!
- Bart Simpson: Talk is cheap. Perhaps a test of thy faith. Walk through the wall! I will remove it for you...
- [Rod tries to but only hits himself]
- Bart Simpson: Later.
- [laughs]
- Todd Flanders: What do you want from us?
- Bart Simpson: I got a job for thee. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch.
- Rod Flanders: But those cookies belong to our parents.
- Bart Simpson: Ugh! Look - do you want a happy God, or a vengeful God?
- Todd Flanders: Happy God!
- Bart Simpson: Then quit flappin' your lip and make with the cookies!
- Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders: Yes, sir!