Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Lisa: Bart Simpson! The thought of a boy trapped in a well brought out the kindness and love of the entire community. When they find out you've been fooling them, they're gonna want to cut you up with rusty razors.
- Bart Simpson: Oh, yeah? And how are they gonna find out?
- Lisa: The police'll catch you sooner or later.
- Bart Simpson: The pol-ice!
- [sniggers]
- Bart Simpson: They couldn't catch a cold.
- Lisa: Maybe not, but I bet you're stupid enough to leave a "Property of Bart Simpson" on that radio.
- Bart Simpson: D'oh!