Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Mailman • Lou • Snake • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Chief Wiggum • Mr. Montone
- Bart Simpson: Wow! Can I see your club?
- Lou: It's called a baton, son.
- Bart Simpson: Oh. What's it for?
- Lou: We club people with it.
- Principal Skinner: How would you like to be a hall monitor?
- Bart Simpson: Wouldn't that mean squealing on other kids?
- Principal Skinner: That's the meat of it.
- Bart Simpson: Hmm...
- [in Bart's daydream, he is testifying in a murder trial, his face and voice electronically disguised]
- Prosecutor: Now, Witness X would you please tell the court what you saw?
- Bart's Electronically Altered Voice: I'd be more than happy to. I saw Mr. Montone there seal Mr. Palaccio in an oil drum and roll him off the pier.
- Mr. Montone: [pulls a knife] I kill you!
- [he lunges toward the witness stand and grabs Bart]
- Bart's Electronically Altered Voice: Ay, caramba!
- [back in reality]
- Bart Simpson: ...I don't know.