Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Bart Simpson: [Unbeknownst to Lisa, Bart is not wearing any underwear] Ahhh! Free and easy, Lis'! There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.
- Lisa Simpson: Huh? Bart we need to get out of here! Mom and Dad are probably worried sick!
- [She hears someone approaching]
- Lisa Simpson: Shh! Hide!
- [Both her and Bart leap into a nearby bush as the Colonel and his aide walk past]
- Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap: You know what really frosts my Kelvinator? That coward is still laughing at us from his damn hidey-hole.
- Private: I'd rather take an order from Bill Clinton than have to listen to that guy's snooty, high-toned voice again, sir!
- Lisa Simpson: [after the Colonel is gone] ... High toned voice... Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
- [Lisa runs to Bob's hideout, with Bart following]
- Lisa Simpson: When Bob was on the TV earlier, his voice was higher that normal, and what makes your voice high?
- Bart Simpson: Tight, binding underwear?
- Lisa Simpson: Helium! Sideshow Bob is in the Duff blimp!
- [Bart isn't wearing underwear]
- Bart Simpson: Free and easy, Lis. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.
- Lisa: What are you talking about?