Abby Brammell credited as playing...
Kirsten
- Claire Fisher: I'm *not* drunk.
- Kirsten: It seems like you are.
- Claire Fisher: I'm not.
- Kirsten: Claire, you fell asleep at your desk this morning, twice, and I can smell it.
- Claire Fisher: You can't smell vodka.
- Kirsten: I can.
- Claire Fisher: Anyway, you're being a little fucking bitch.
- Kirsten: Alright, Claire, we're all really sorry that your brother died.
- Claire Fisher: Really?
- Kirsten: Yeah, really, but you've been drunk or high at work, like, every day this week and it's starting to scare people. I mean, I've told them all to give you a break, but ...
- Claire Fisher: Well this doesn't feel like much of a fucking break... 'Kirsten', being followed into the bathroom and lectured at by some school teacher.
- Kirsten: Just go home for the day and sleep it off, okay? I won't tell.
- Claire Fisher: You won't tell?
- Kirsten: No.
- Claire Fisher: Who won't you 'tell?'
- Kirsten: Human Resources.
- Claire Fisher: If you wanna fucking tell...
- Kirsten: Alright, I'll tell Human Resources!
- Claire Fisher: Goddammit, go! Tell! Tell! Tell!
- Kirsten: Okay! I am wicked pissed! You are gonna be so fired!
- Claire Fisher: Yeah, well, I'm fucking Ted.
- Kirsten: ...no way.
- Claire Fisher: Way.
- Kirsten: Marianne and Johnny ...
- Claire Fisher: Didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Sorry.