Tom Welling: Clark Kent

Spell

Clark Kent

[Lana, Chloe and Lois had been possessed by 17th century witches. The night before, they had cast a spell on everybody at Chloe's 18th birthday party, making everybody go wild and turn into party animals. Clark sleeps late, leaving Jonathan to do his chores]
Clark Kent: Hey, dad.
Jonathan Kent: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me?
[Jonathan holds up a sexy red and black bra]
Martha Kent: [Quietly] Where did that come from?
Jonathan Kent: From out in the barn. In the hay.
Martha Kent: [Shocked] Clark...
Clark Kent: [Quickly] It was magic.
Martha Kent: [Smirking] I'm sure it was...

Lana Lang: I wanted to thank you. Once again, you managed to come to my rescue.
Clark Kent: Well, it's good to have the old Lana back. Isobel was, um... aggressively sexy.
Lana Lang: [a little mortified] Oh, great. Possessed by an evil slut.

Lana Lang: I found out that Lex was the one that got Jason fired. I should have known that you would never do anything like that.
Clark Kent: Look, I wasn't thrilled when I heard about you and Jason. But I realized that the way I acted when we were together didn't make you happy.
Lana Lang: You know, I always resented you for keeping secrets from me. And I don't want to do the same thing to you. Clark, there's a reason that I came back to Smallville. When I was in Paris, I touched Isabel's tomb, and then there was this flash of light, and the next thing I remember is waking up in my apartment. And I had this
[she shows him the tattoo on the small of her back]
Clark Kent: I've seen this before. On the cave wall.
Lana Lang: I should have told you this months ago, but I was too scared. Clark, you know those caves better than anyone else. Do you know what this symbol means?
Clark Kent: [obviously lying] No. I'm sorry.

Clark Kent: Hey, Lois, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school?
Lois Lane: We're having a surprise party for Chloe's eighteenth birthday in your barn, remember?
Clark Kent: No. I remember telling you you couldn't have it here.
Lois Lane: Too late now. Everyone's already been invited, and really don't want it getting back to Chloe that you rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
Clark Kent: What?
Lois Lane: Then I'd have to hurt you.

Clark Kent: Lois, we can't do this tonight. The guy from Princeton's coming to meet me. Besides, my parents are out of town.
Lois Lane: Relax, Smallville. It's just gonna be a couple of people standing around singing "Happy Birthday". It's not gonna be Sodom and Gomorrah. Mr. Ivy League won't even know we're here. Trust me.