Dan Grimaldi credited as playing...
Patsy Parisi
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after rushing into the Bada Bing strip club to tell everyone about Vito] You are not going to fuckin' believe this...
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: [Interrupts him, to everyone] Vito Spatafore is an "ass muncher".
- Tony Soprano: [to Murmur] What'd you just say?
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
- Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid, Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
- Tony Soprano: By who?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin... Allegedly.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: Probably bullshit.
- Patsy Parisi: He's a married man.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With a goomah!
- Tony Soprano: All right, back up a second. What did the kid say exactly?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin, Sally Cuzo...
- Carlo Gervasi: From Yonkers, I know him.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Sal was at this place in the city supposedly on business, and he saw Vito holding hands with a guy with nipple rings.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: You're leaving out the best part.
- Christopher Moltisanti: He was wearing a motorcycle outfit like the guy in the Village People with the hat and leather vest.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: Chaps too.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I don't know... Fuckin' slander if you ask me.
- Tony Soprano: [suggesting to everyone to talk privately in the office] All right, let's take this in the back.
- James 'Murmur' Zancone: [Making a joke] Yeah, that's what Vito did!
- Tony Soprano: [Irritated, not amused by his joke] You can go.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [while entering the back office of the Bada Bing strip club] I'll tell you one thing: If it was me this kid was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own ass. And it wouldn't be no cock either.
- Carlo Gervasi: That's the point though. This guy Sal, I know him. He's a friend of ours.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I fuckin' called it, long time ago.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Referring to the Italian slang term for homosexuals] You knew Vito was "ricuin"?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yes.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I never said it, but I knew.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Get the fuck out, huh? And enough of this "rush to judgment", for all we know this fuckin' Sal guy's got a hard on for Vito.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Christopher after he starts laughing] Oh, you think this is funny? There's a man's reputation at stake here!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Married man, with kids.
- Carlo Gervasi: That don't mean shit. Elton John was married.
- Silvio Dante: Yeah. Rock Hudson too, I think.
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, what'd we got to do? Actually see him take it in the ass?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Patsy] Get Vito on the phone.
- Silvio Dante: You know he called me the other night? Three o'clock in the morning after the wedding.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: And?
- Silvio Dante: Honestly, it was weird. He wanted to know what was going on.
- Christopher Moltisanti: He was fuckin' fishing, see if we heard.
- Patsy Parisi: [to Tony, after calling Vito's cell phone] Straight to voicemail.
- Silvio Dante: Tone, I mean, he represents us.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm not going to condemn the man off the word from some fuckin' douche bag from Yonkers.
- Patsy Parisi: I could care less basically.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah? Maybe *you're* a "flambé"?
- Carlo Gervasi: Fuckin nauseating. If it was up to me I'd drag Vito behind my fuckin' car right now.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, will you take it easy over there, fuckin' Judge Roy Bean?
- Christopher Moltisanti: One of my bar girls knows his goomah. Check with her maybe, she's seen him or knows where he is. Lauren.
- Carlo Gervasi: Think about it though, Tone. Sudden weight loss...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Shocked] AIDS?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word in here again!