Drea de Matteo credited as playing...
Adriana La Cerva
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, where the fuck you been?
- Adriana La Cerva: We need to talk.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I asked you a question.
- Adriana La Cerva: I know. There's something I need to tell you.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Is it that fuckin' Bobby DeMarco?
- Adriana La Cerva: No, please. I've got to get through this. About a year ago, I was arrested.
- Christopher Moltisanti: For what? What're you talking about?
- Adriana La Cerva: For drugs.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Where? At the club?
- Adriana La Cerva: You remember my friend Danielle?
- Christopher Moltisanti: She set you up?
- Adriana La Cerva: [Nervously] She was an FBI agent, she lied to me. They wanted to arrest you, too. I was just trying to protect you. All they said was they just wanted some information, and they would leave us alone. I didn't tell them nothing. I swear to God, just license plates, some other stupid shit. They wanted me to wear a wire but I wouldn't do it, but now there was a murder at the club and they know about it. Matush and some other guy. I tried to cover it up, but I had no choice. They've been filming us in the parking lot.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [shouting, after punching her, while choking her] We're dead you know that? How could you fuckin' do this to us? I fuckin' loved you.
- Adriana La Cerva: [Over the phone] Hello?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, it's me. Look everything's ok. Jesus I don't even know how to say this. It's Christopher, he tried to commit suicide.
- Adriana La Cerva: Oh my God, is he alright?
- Tony Soprano: His fine. He was up by Ramapo, apparently took some pills and this trooper found him in a bathroom of this diner and brought him to the hospital. His mom's on her way up there now. Did he say anything to you? Did he "appear" suicidal?
- Adriana La Cerva: No.
- Tony Soprano: Are you sure? Because his mom said he's very upset over something.
- Adriana La Cerva: [Remains silent]
- Tony Soprano: Anyway, I'm on my way up there now and I'm going to send Sil by to pick you up then ok?
- Adriana La Cerva: Jesus Christ.
- Tony Soprano: You know he's been drinking so he's probably fighting that heroin urge again, anyway Sil's on his way.
- Adriana La Cerva: Ok.
- Silvio Dante: I'd stop to eat but I don't want to get to the hospital after Tony.
- Adriana La Cerva: Not hungry.
- Silvio Dante: They'll keep him a few days, maybe, observation, do some tests, who knows? He's a strong kid, Chrissy, tough, and very resilient.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Referring to Tony] Fuck this piece of shit. You hear me? I'm done. Put my life on the line. My fuckin' life!
- Adriana La Cerva: Baby, I hate seeing you like this.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck family, fuck loyalty. You cost them a dime; you're fuckin' done. I gave that fuck pieces of my soul, Adriana. You know what he said to me? He said I should have a fuckin' drink.
- Adriana La Cerva: When?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Up there, when we were at Uncle Pat's farm.
- Adriana La Cerva: Well, you don't need to listen to him, isn't that why you have a sponsor?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Him and Tony B, breaking my balls. Teasing me like when I was little. I mean what kind of fucked up undermining shit to tell someone who's got the disease? You know I could take that fat fuck out in a second. BANG! His kids wouldn't even give a fuck.
- Adriana La Cerva: Don't talk like that. You're a better man than he is. You're a better person.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck all this shit with Paulie and all. You know what hurts me the worst? Right to my heart. Him and our ass wipe cousin. That two faced cock sucker. He could get all of us killed with New York and him, Tony has to think about what to do with him now. After all this shit. Me? He don't need to fuckin' think. Well maybe I need to think? Ever thought of that? You fat fuckin' scumbag!
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [after showing her surveillance footage filmed from outside her club, asking to explain what she was doing] so?
- Adriana La Cerva: I was throwing the garbage out, so what? Isn't that illegal anyway? To film people without telling them?
- Agent Dwight Harris: and the reason you didn't just leave the garbage in the dumpster?
- Adriana La Cerva: there were bills and stuff: our account numbers were on it
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [shows her a photo of a dead body] friend of yours?
- Adriana La Cerva: [startled by the photo] oh, Jesus Christ
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: his name was Gilbert Nieves, there were partial traces of an infrared stamp on his hand from the Crazy Horse
- Adriana La Cerva: I don't know him
- Agent Dwight Harris: but you told the Long Brach Police he was at the Crazy Horse that night
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: let me ask you a question Ms. La Cerva? Do you really think we have you in here because we don't know what's in that garbage bag?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [sternly] he was stabbed in the club: you tried to dispose the evidence
- Adriana La Cerva: I didn't do nothing
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: Ms. La Cerva, I suggest in the strongest possible terms that you start telling us what you know
- Silvio Dante: Don't me wrong, I always liked your cousin: whacking Philly's brother was a major pook in the ass
- Tony Soprano: you know my cousin almost cried when I put him in charge of the casino? All I did for that blue eyed prick... he completely fucks me over! I gotta get down on my knees to Johnny Sack
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher when he enters the room] where the fuck you been? Your late
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you're gonna get fuckin cute now?
- Christopher Moltisanti: anything on Tony B?
- Silvio Dante: Nah, his still on a milk carton
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when Andriana enters the room] there she is, my smelly valentine
- Adriana La Cerva: Christopher, that's not funny
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher when Adriana serves him alcohol] the fuck you doing?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I can handle a cocktail once in a while, right?
- Adriana La Cerva: [to Tony and Sil] you guys ok, need anything else?
- Tony Soprano: You still feeling sick, Hun?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] Please, they've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon
- Silvio Dante: [to Adriana] Maybe you should be a vegan?
- Adriana La Cerva: Doctor says I gotta relax
- Christopher Moltisanti: From what? She's got the world at her feet: she walks around like impending doom
- Tony Soprano: [to Sil and Christopher] Come on, we gotta go
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [after knocking on the door of the bathroom stall Adriana is sitting in] It's been almost forty minutes, how long you gonna stay in there?
- Adriana La Cerva: [referring to being questioned without a counsel present] How long are you gonna let me go without a lawyer?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: I told you, their backed up. I've left four messages
- Adriana La Cerva: [irritated] Eight fuckin hours I've been here already
- Adriana La Cerva: [when looking in the mirror after leaving the stall] Oh, Jesus Christ, look at me
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Coffee?
- Adriana La Cerva: [referring to her diagnosis for Irritable bowel syndrome] I can't, my stomach
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: You should think about our offer. It's not a bad deal
- Adriana La Cerva: [adamantly, referring to Christopher] I won't wear a wire, I told you, it's bad enough how I betrayed him already
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: It's not too late to have a future: there are other options
- Adriana La Cerva: Don't start with the witness protection program again
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Your young, you love each other: you both have your heath
- Adriana La Cerva: [sarcastically] Yeah, right
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: I mean living like this is what's costing you your insides
- Adriana La Cerva: I really need a cigarette
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Ok, come on
- Adriana La Cerva: you remember that time at Lake George, how you loved it, we can live some place like that maybe? You can start writing again
- Christopher Moltisanti: I can do my memoirs, finally
- Adriana La Cerva: we can have a fireplace, like you like to
- Christopher Moltisanti: [shaking his head, referring to leaving the mafia lifestyle] we can never come back here
- Adriana La Cerva: [shaking her head] I don't wanna go back, I just want you
- Christopher Moltisanti: you couldn't even see your mother again
- Adriana La Cerva: [changing the subject] want some eggs?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I need to clear my head
- Adriana La Cerva: you didn't even sleep
- Christopher Moltisanti: this is a lot to process. I gotta think. I'll be back in a little while
- Adriana La Cerva: [worried] stay, wait
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm just gonna get cigarettes. I'll be right back
- Adriana La Cerva: no, smoke mine, no don't smoke. Next, your gonna want a vodka
- Christopher Moltisanti: [before kissing her] what? Come on, I love you baby
- Adriana La Cerva: I love you
- Adriana La Cerva: Hey.
- Christopher Moltisanti: You sleep?
- Adriana La Cerva: A little.
- Christopher Moltisanti: So where the fuck you been?
- Adriana La Cerva: Christopher, we need to talk.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I asked you a question, Adriana.
- Adriana La Cerva: I know. There's something I need to tell you.
- Christopher Moltisanti: It's that fucking Bobby DeMarco?
- Adriana La Cerva: No. Please, Christopher. I gotta get through this. About a year ago... more maybe, I-I-I-I don't know... I was arrested.
- Christopher Moltisanti: For what? What are you talking about?
- Adriana La Cerva: For drugs.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Where, at the club?
- Adriana La Cerva: Remember my friend Danielle?
- Christopher Moltisanti: She set you up?
- Adriana La Cerva: She was an FBI agent, Christopher. She lied to me. They wanted to arrest you too, Christopher. I was just trying to protect you. They said all they wanted was some information, and they would leave us alone. I didn't tell them nothing, I swear to God. Just license plates, some other stupid shit. They wanted me to wear a wire, but I wouldn't do it. But now there was a murder, Christopher, and they know about it. At the club, Matush and some other guy. I tried to cover it up, but I had no choice. They've been filming us in the parking lot.
- [Christopher punches her and starts to strangle her]
- Christopher Moltisanti: We're dead! You know that? What did you do? How could you fucking do this to us? I fucking loved you
- [he stops strangling her]
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh... Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?