Aida Turturro credited as playing...
Janice Soprano Baccalieri
- Tony Soprano: [to Janice after she and Bobby arrived late] let me ask you something: is your time more valuable than mine?
- Junior Soprano: Where's the baby?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Sorry Tone, the car seat, the other stuff, packing it in there takes forever, you probably remember that?
- Tony Soprano: No I don't. I didn't do that crap
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: How you feeling uncle Jun?
- Tony Soprano: His late enough, come on
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: A hello to your niece maybe?
- Tony Soprano: [to his niece Nica while she sits in the stroller, then to Bobby] hi sweetie how are ya? Help him get ready will ya?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [Referring to uncle Jun, after he and Bobby left the room] so, how's he doing?
- Tony Soprano: His Knucklehead Smiff, that's how his doing. His fuckin paranoid, he doesn't remember if he ate or not
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: The man is not competent
- Tony Soprano: Not again with that come on
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: And he has the money for assisted living
- Tony Soprano: His got legal bills up the ass
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: So, he can sell this museum and move to Green Grove
- Tony Soprano: Fuck assisted living, you remember what they did to ma?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: She was thriving there
- Tony Soprano: He stays where he is. His our uncle it's the least we could do
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [referring to his model train set angrily] I swear I'm throwing all this shit in the garbage
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [defensively] It's my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: Will you just get ready please?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: You go, I gotta work
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: You can do your collections tomorrow
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [referring to his hobby] I'm on a schedule, it don't work that way
- Tony Soprano: [walking up to them] This is why you can't watch uncle Jun?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: I told you last week, we have Nica's preschool meeting
- Tony Soprano: She's fifteen months old
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: No one was more competitive than your wife when it came to the stuff with AJ
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically] A lot of good it did
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [to Bobby, referring to breast feeding] This child, constantly wanting the breast
- Tony Soprano: [referring to uncle Jun] He doesn't want to be alone: he says he doesn't feel good
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: The school, they need to meet both parents if it's an intact family
- Tony Soprano: Alright, call the girl... the nurse
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: Ms. Trinidad? Right, every time I call, a different person answers
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I'll go Tone, I'm on it
- Tony Soprano: [irritated] you know what, fuck it, you want to get something done, you gotta do it yourself
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [referring to Tony declining their uncle have Live-in care] You were the one opposed to assisted living
- Tony Soprano: [before leaving, points to Bobby, sternly] You and I gonna talk
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [referring to his locomotive hat] Well, you didn't have to wear your fucking hat