Dominic Chianese credited as playing...
Junior Soprano
- Junior Soprano: So?
- Richie Aprile: Larry's out
- Junior Soprano: Oh shit, fuck! I knew it
- Richie Aprile: Larry and Albert are not the problem. It's Tony that's the fuckin problem: we take him out, believe me, everybody's gonna come along, where else are they gonna go? And fuckin Larry Barese too, I got friends in federal holding that would like nothing better than taking that weak fuck out
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: He was a great friend to my father but he don't care who he follows now, I'd do him myself
- Junior Soprano: [ignoring Jackie Jr., sarcastically] Who's that speaking in here? Is somebody speaking?
- Junior Soprano: [to Richie] Let me think about this for a while: we can't be too fucked up by this setback, we gotta screw our courage to the post
- Junior Soprano: [after hugging him] You're a good boy
- Junior Soprano: and did my nephew say where I'm "allowed" to move the coke?
- Richie Aprile: he don't give a shit about nobody but himself: this country is going through "boom times", there's more fuckin garbage than there ever was and he wouldn't let me eat
- Junior Soprano: you want to cry money problems? I'm facing twenty years, I could die in there
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: your gonna beat it Skip
- Junior Soprano: [raises his voice to Bobby] you don't fuckin know that
- Junior Soprano: [to Richie] that coke is my lifeline right now
- Richie Aprile: break it down: what choice does he leave us?
- Junior Soprano: [referring to killing Tony] you need allies to do what you're thinking about
- Richie Aprile: Albert Barese didn't like what he was hearing and by extension, Larry Barese: the biggest fuckin crew in the family
- Junior Soprano: that doesn't surprise me: Larry has had just as much time as me to think about why his under indictment and some other people "ain't"
- Richie Aprile: what do you want me to do?
- Junior Soprano: go talk to Ally boy "feel" him out but his a "slippery" fuck... don't " commit"
- Richie Aprile: [to Bobby and Junior before leaving] I'll see ya
- Junior Soprano: [while in his lawyer's office, referring to his running out of money] this bill, Jesus. I wish this trial would happen already, I'm hemorrhaging "spondulicks" here
- Attorney Melvoin: the minimalization process could be very good for us: we hire experts to study the wiretap tapes, former Bureau guys, very thorough. If they find "abuses", we take those findings to the judge, and possibly have all the wiretap evidence thrown out?
- Junior Soprano: that's fuckin great, I know the Feds stay longer on the phone than the twenty seconds to see if the call is relevant. I hear a "click", I could be talking about root beer and sometimes they stay on forty, fifty seconds before they hang up... pricks
- Attorney Melvoin: but it'll cost for them to study
- Junior Soprano: how much?
- Attorney Melvoin: two hundred plus hours of tapes analyzed, and I want to bring on "specialized counsel" to handle the wiretap litigation, "ballpark" figure?
- Junior Soprano: [irritated] yeah, Wrigley fuckin Field for Christ's sake
- Attorney Melvoin: four hundred thousand
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [referring to Richie, referring to his height] fuckin guy's fearless for his size
- Junior Soprano: that's nice, then what? If he fuckin dies, I can't even wear his shoes
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [confused] fuck you talkin about?
- Junior Soprano: fuckin loser: he couldn't "sell it"
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Richie?
- Junior Soprano: pay attention. You might learn something here: who am I best off with? "We" best off with?
- Junior Soprano: [after Bobby doesn't respond, referring to Giuseppe "Joe" Profaci, boss the Colombo crime family] old man Profaci knew how to split his enemies
- Junior Soprano: [referring to Richie] his not respected but Tony with his compulsiveness and his selfishness. His "locked up" in that fuckin head of his
- Junior Soprano: [after thinking it over] I'm better off with Tony... definitely, tell him I want to see him at the doctor's office tomorrow
- Junior Soprano: what're you lookin at?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [surprised] I'm in awe of you
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [meeting privately in Junior's doctor's clinic] This better be good, I'm in the middle of World War Three over there
- Junior Soprano: When you're lying in the street in a pool of your own blood, don't say your uncle didn't try and tell you
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [confused] What're you talking about?
- Junior Soprano: Richie Aprile: His moving against you
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [dismissively] He doesn't have the balls
- Junior Soprano: His got a legitimate beef with you. Your fuckin highhanded with everybody
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Why don't you stick to what you know and leave your opinions wherever the fuck?
- Junior Soprano: He approached Albert Barese and Albert said no
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Albert told you this?
- Junior Soprano: No, I got it from Richie himself at my house yesterday. His gonna take you out, Larry Barese and anybody who won't go along
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Wait a minute, why the fuck is Richie telling you all this?
- Junior Soprano: [smiles] He thinks I'm with him
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [suspiciously] Really? What gave him that idea?
- Junior Soprano: It's what I wanted him to believe, I've been playing him. I've seen this coming all along, that's why I made a big deal out of that coke, I raised a non-issue and he fell for it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You're like a double agent now huh? Fuckin Matt Helm?
- Junior Soprano: [irritated] Fuck you
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: How do I know you're not playing me?
- Junior Soprano: Believe what you want my little nephew but if I didn't come to you, your fuckin wife would be a widow and your children wouldn't have no father, so go fuck yourself
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Alright, stop, I'm grateful to you... I am. I'll give you five percent on the action that was left to you, kick it up to seven and a half: don't sell drugs on those routes, it's short sided
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after they hug, referring to Janice] You know that asshole's marrying my sister?
- Junior Soprano: You gotta wonder where she is in all of this? My little niece?