Aida Turturro credited as playing...
Janice Soprano
- Janice Soprano: [referring to Richie] What'd you do with him?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Sarcastically] We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.
- Janice Soprano: [surprised] you did?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: oh Jesus, what the fuck?, What'd you care what we did we him?
- Janice Soprano: I loved him so much
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Sarcastically] all in all, I'd say it wasn't a bad visit.
- Janice Soprano: [while talking about planning their wedding and cooking in the kitchen] oh, the planner checked the almanac and said there's sixty-five historical chance of rain on the twelfth so he wanted to book the tenth as a back up so what'd you think?
- Richie Aprile: I can't decide on this shit right now
- Richie Aprile: [Seeing her disappointed] Janice, come on
- Janice Soprano: Ok but when you start bitching when you see the bill: don't
- Richie Aprile: My kid "hit" me up five grand to go to England for these dance contests
- Janice Soprano: Yeah but "little Rick" is still coming to the wedding right?
- Richie Aprile: [Correcting her, irritated] Rick? Richard, how many fuckin times I've got to tell you? It was "little Ricky" when he was twelve years old.
- Janice Soprano: Jesus alright. His still coming right?
- Richie Aprile: He wouldn't miss an opportunity to fox trot and tango in front of everybody
- Janice Soprano: Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art form
- Richie Aprile: [Eventually referring to Jackie April Jr] Carries my name: Richard. His a fuckin disgrace. Why wouldn't he be like Jackie? Why couldn't I have a son like that?
- Janice Soprano: [Referring to her mother] you know, you came home with a fuckin attitude today. You know I've been in this house cooking your fuckin dinner and taking care of that "black hole" up stairs all day
- Richie Aprile: Keep your voice down, she hears everything
- Janice Soprano: Not tonight, I gave her two Nembutals because I thought we might want to have sex? But not likely
- Richie Aprile: Put my fuckin dinner on the table and keep your mouth shut
- Janice Soprano: Oh you shut up, just because his a ball room dancer, you think your son is gay? What if he was gay? What difference does it make?
- Richie Aprile: [after punching her for insulting his values] what're you looking at? Are you going to cry now?
- Richie Aprile: [after Janice leaves and returns with a gun pointing at him, before she shoots her a first time, assuming Janice is playing a joke] get the fuck out of here! I'm in no mood for your...
- Janice Soprano: [after seeing him upset] What's the matter?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Jackie Aprile is man who loved knowledge, when he was dying of the cancer, he was praying his son would go to medical school. If he knew he dropped out of college... it'll break his heart
- Janice Soprano: It didn't hurt the Beatles, Bill Gates: his uncle Richie is looking out for him
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to Richie's son pursuing a career path as a ballroom dancer] He should deal with his own son
- Janice Soprano: Hey, don't do that. You know his taking AJ to the dirt bike championship at Giants Stadium?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: AJ can't go: he got a C in Algebra
- Janice Soprano: does Carmela know about this?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Alright, you really wanna know? I don't want him around my kids
- Janice Soprano: Who? Richie?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [nods] You heard me
- Janice Soprano: The fuck are you talking about?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Ask Gia Gaeta
- Janice Soprano: Richie told me all about that, the transmission slipped out of gear. Richie's lucky he didn't crushed by the car too and for your information, Beansie Gaeta owed him major dollars for ten years and Richie wasn't asking for the interest
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Why not?
- Janice Soprano: And if we're so awful, why are you throwing us an engagement party?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Because you're my sister and I try to do what's right. Anyway, it's my wife's thing
- Janice Soprano: Does right include planking that little Russian girl of yours on the side?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [irritated] You know what? Being that I am, be a fuckin codependent to a fuckin shitbag, what the fuck do I care?
- Janice Soprano: You know, you just can't stand to see me happy, can you? You motherfucker
- Janice Soprano: [wearing her wedding dress while looking at herself in the mirror] perfect, look at that cleavage, thank you Jesus. You know, I'm only doing this for the presents... and for Richie. Well, he says he'd rather go to Vegas but you gotta do the ritual "thing" right?
- Carmela Soprano: oh, this is such a happy time, all the flowers, all the excitement, I remember how I felt. There's the honeymoon, and the hope chest
- Janice Soprano: you're working overtime
- Carmela Soprano: do you remember how radiant I looked walking down that aisle?
- Janice Soprano: your depressed, aren't you?
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to a mistress] depressed? No, I leave that to others, I'm just being realistic because in a year, tops: your gonna have to accept a comare
- Janice Soprano: [amused, doubtful] oh yeah? I'd like to see a comare that's gonna let him hold a gun to her head when they fuck
- Carmela Soprano: you let him hold a gun to your head when you have sex?
- Janice Soprano: yeah, well, if that gets him "off", it's not any different than garter belts and nurse's uniforms
- Carmela Soprano: well, it's a gun, I thought you were a feminist?
- Janice Soprano: "usually", he takes the clip out
- Carmela Soprano: well, Jesus I hope so
- Richie Aprile: [referring to the expenses for their wedding] Maybe you should slow down on the spending for the time being?
- Janice Soprano: Something wrong? What happened?
- Richie Aprile: I'll take care of it: things are going to be fucked up for a while
- Janice Soprano: If something is happening to you, then it's happening to me
- Richie Aprile: [referring to Tony's orders on not dealing cocaine on the garbage routes] The decision went against me which impacted me a great deal: financially
- Janice Soprano: [angrily] Fuck, I knew it
- Richie Aprile: This shit with your brother, it's been building since I got out. I gave him a jacket, a treasure and he fuckin gives it to his Polack maid
- Janice Soprano: [nervously] But we're still going ahead with everything at the house, right?
- Richie Aprile: We'll see
- Janice Soprano: Their tiling the pool on Friday and the atrium windows. I'm gonna lose the deposit
- Richie Aprile: I said I'll take care of it
- Janice Soprano: See? He just can't handle that our house is gonna be nicer than his fuckin house
- Richie Aprile: What's the matter with you?
- Janice Soprano: Nothing
- Richie Aprile: What?
- Janice Soprano: Nothing... it's just sad that's all
- Richie Aprile: [irritated] What?
- Janice Soprano: AJ didn't have the flu: he didn't go with you because Tony wouldn't let him... he doesn't want you around his kids
- Janice Soprano: [referring to dismembering and disposing Richie's body after she killed him] I'm never gonna forget this: I owe you. God, do I owe you
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [sarcastically] all in all, I'd say it was a pretty good visit
- Janice Soprano: what's wrong with our family?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I go to a shrink. She says our mother is a "narcissistic personality", when she turned out that way, who the fuck knows?
- Janice Soprano: grandpa Vito was "no prize" as a father
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: that's not all the shrink says: that ma was a person who was "incapable" of "experiencing joy" and dad, all he did was "experiencing joy"
- Janice Soprano: Richie told me you going to a shrink, I used to suggest it to you and you'd "blow your stack" at me
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: maybe you ought to think about it? You know, go back into therapy?