James Gandolfini credited as playing...
Tony Soprano
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after a near-death experience] Every day's a gift.
- [pause]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Talking privately in Tony's basement] what's wrong? What's the matter?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Genuinely reminding him] you know I've always been loyal to you?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What'd are trying to tell me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Shamefully crying] I can't even say it... Adriana
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What about her?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The Feds
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Jesus fucking Christ, how fucking long?
- Christopher Moltisanti: A year, I don't know exactly
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When'd you find out?
- Christopher Moltisanti: She just told me last night
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What they know? What'd she give them?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I don't know, I think a lot
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Tony rips his shirt open to check for a wire] how could you even think that?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Forcefully grabbing him] where is she? Where the fuck is she?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Nervously] She's home
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Sensing Tony wants him to kill Adriana and pleading] I can't, Tony, please don't make me do it
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Crying and hugging him] I can't do it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Looking directly in his eyes] I'll take care of it, go upstairs and go out the back door. Don't talk to Carmela, go somewhere and get some coffee, you wait until I call you, it'll be OK, I'll take care of it, now go
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Celebrating in a restaurant after robbing bikers of their wine] how about that prick's face when he saw your gun?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Imitating one of the bikers] whoa, take it easy
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Imitating one of the bikers] "we're with The Vipers
- Christopher Moltisanti: How's that wine? Good?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It really is, I've got to say
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Referring to the biker] I've got to tell you, when he pulled the trigger I almost shit myself
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Slowly sipping the wine]
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'll be honest, I miss it sometimes: the wine
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You should make a toast at your wedding, at least
- Christopher Moltisanti: It takes disciple, set limits for myself
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Pouring Christopher some wine] you know, in Italy they consider wine food?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Oh yeah?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [They toast to each other] Solute
- Christopher Moltisanti: Solute
- Viper: [after realizing Tony and Christopher robbed them of the wine they originally intended to steal] what the fuck?
- Biker #1: Who the fuck are you guys?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Pointing a gun at them] that's who I am you lazy cock sucker
- Viper: [Putting their hands up] whoa
- Biker #1: [Putting their hands up] take it easy
- Christopher Moltisanti: On the ground or I'll blow your greasy fucking heads off
- Viper: You guys cops?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Sarcastically to Tony] how's your incision lieutenant?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Jokingly while continuing to load the wine into his SUV] 10-4
- Viper: You're fucking with The Vipers here asshole
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Sarcastically] oh, really? What's that? Your Girl Scout troop?
- Biker #1: Look...
- Christopher Moltisanti: SHUT UP, fucking douche bag
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after finishing loading the rest of the wine in his SUV and whispers to Christopher] let's go
- Christopher Moltisanti: You think about the shit we've been through? The shit we've done? We're like the three Musketeers
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: We've got a bond, that's very special
- Christopher Moltisanti: You saved my life: in a lot of ways
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I know you've been there for me too, don't think I don't know that
- Christopher Moltisanti: There were times that were hard for the both of us, I didn't understand
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You were young and stubborn
- Christopher Moltisanti: You always had my back though
- Christopher Moltisanti: I love you Tony
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I love you too
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [when Christopher shows his wedding ring to them] is that what I think it is?
- Christopher Moltisanti: you are now looking at a newly wedded man
- Patsy Parisi: [smiles and raises his glass to him] holy shit!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Kelli?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after Christopher nods] what the fuck brought this on?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to Kelli is pregnant with his child] a "visit from the stork coming up"
- Silvio Dante: [jokingly] you ever heard of "pulling out?"
- Patsy Parisi: [referring to the sex of the baby] know what you're having?
- Christopher Moltisanti: boy, I hope. I'll tell you T, with the example you set, plus the wisdom I learned in AA, it's an inspiration: building blocks, home, family
- Silvio Dante: yeah, that's what it's all about kid
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [talking privately] Couple guys we know: their... Lebanese or some shit, they diverted a truck, a whole semi-trailer full of Centrum Multivitamins
- Phil Leotardo: That's a fuckin' score
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: yeah, the thing is, it's gotta be unloaded out of state because the troopers are on it, you interested? It could be distributed in... Long Island
- Phil Leotardo: [referring to the percentage of the profit] What's my end?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Fifty, fifty
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: But it's gotta be done now: tonight
- Phil Leotardo: [after thinking it over] Alright, in this case, I thinking we should spare John the stress of hearing about this
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [before agreeing to the deal by shaking hands] Well, the situation his in, his got enough to deal with
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I was at the feast, Saint Elzéar
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I think for us kids was to blow powdered sugar on each other from the Zeppoles
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Thousands of people either praying, or eating. Anyway, my sister was on this ride with my niece when it lurched forward pretty bad
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: God
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Jokingly] He wasn't there, just Elzéar. But He wasn't so busy getting money pinned to his ass when the bolt snapped
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [laughs at his joke] were they hurt?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You look around they're all lined up for this shit. The kids, the adults, families
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Right
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah, they pay money so they can almost puke, they scream, they yell
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Why do you think that is?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: They're bored
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you bored?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Am I bored? I got shot in the pancreas and I recovered. No brain damage from the septic shock that everybody figured I'd have. You know my feelings, every day's a gift. It It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [When she doesn't respond] I'm joking
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [When she continues not to respond] What are you gonna do? It's a human condition
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [confused] What is?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't know
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [jokingly, referring to the comment President George W. Bush said to the FEMA Director Michael Brown for handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster] You're doing a heck of a job there, Brownie
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [confused] Huh?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to the malfunction of a ride at the festival and ended in a money dispute between Bobby and Paulie and a child getting hurt] This "thing" with the ride, the shit with Bobby, you settle it. Settle it now and not because she's my sister either
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Tone...
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [interrupts him] You put little kids in jeopardy in the hands of some fuckin redneck? Not to mention leaving Little Paulie alone to deal with the cops
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I thought he had it under control?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Let me ask you a question about the feast? Do we need "negative press"? With all the competition for the entertainment dollar? DVD's? The internet?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Your right
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What happened to the regular ride guy? The guy we used last year?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What he wanted to charge? I'm getting killed here. When your dad had Saint Elzéar, it was a cash cow and it was easy. Nowadays, between paying The Church, these Puerto Ricans now? My profit shrunk to nothing. Not for nothing but a lot of that piece goes in your pocket!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [after realizing he was raising his voice to the boss of the family] I got a lot on my mind, I'm sorry
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Like what?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I had a biopsy, I might have prostate cancer
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's a biopsy, right? Nine times out of ten, these things come back clean
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [worried, rubs his head] I don't know
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What don't you know? Don't work yourself up into a state like you do
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I've been having headaches, I'm afraid maybe the thing metastasized?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [irritated] Jesus, will you listen to yourself? With all your weird phobias about your body and the germaphobia's? You don't know shit yet
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It's true, I'd rather face ten guys with shives than something I can't see
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Exactly, your too susceptible to the psychics, the dream messages and the dirty fuckin toilet seats. It's a biopsy: get a grip
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Your right
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know all this negativity can help bring this shit on, and work something out with Bobby