James Gandolfini credited as playing...
Tony Soprano
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Cocksucker was way out of line!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: 20 years old, this girl!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That too.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [to Carmela and Tony during Tony's therapy session] so things are better then? Since our first session?
- Carmela Soprano: Yes I guess, we seem to talk more easily
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sometimes painful sessions can break the "log jam"
- Carmela Soprano: [Referring to Tony remaining silent] yes, then there's this
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [to Tony] you're being particularly quiet today,
- Tony Soprano: Sometimes I got nothing to say
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Anthony, Carmela is here, she's giving up her time to talk about your panic attacks
- Tony Soprano: A young man who worked for us at Barone sanitation died
- Carmela Soprano: Who?
- Tony Soprano: You don't know him. He died that's all, a "work related" death. It's sad when they go so young
- Silvio Dante: [after she walks up to him] what's the matter Hun?
- Tracee: nothing
- Tracee: [getting his attention] Tony?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: how you doing sweetie?
- Tracee: good, I took Danny to the doctor: like you said
- Tracee: [when she notices he doesn't recall] my son?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: oh yeah, yeah, right, right. How's he doing?
- Tracee: you were right, just a chest pull, not pneumonia, thank God
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: good to hear it
- Tracee: [hands him the plate] I made you some bread, you know, as a "thank you"?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: you didn't have to do that
- Tracee: no, really, I wanted to: it's Date Nut for breakfast
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: listen... Tracee, right?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after she nods] the bread's very sweet: you're a great girl. Don't take this the wrong way but you can't be doing stuff like this
- Silvio Dante: [to Tracee] no good
- Tracee: but I just wanted to say "thanks"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I know but I already got a family, you know, they give me gifts. What we have is an employee, employer, "thing"
- Tracee: can't we be friends?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to their romantically involved] yeah, well, I'm not so sure that's a good idea either because you and Ralphie...
- Tracee: Yeah, Ralphie
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm glad your kid's ok
- Silvio Dante: [points to his watch, referring to the fictional character and brand name, telling her to go back to work] let's go betty Crocker
- Carmela Soprano: [pleasantly surprised to see her, while in the kitchen] What're you doing home? Don't you have class?
- Meadow Soprano: It's Friday: only in the mornings
- Carmela Soprano: You got a postcard from the dentist, it's time to schedule a cleaning
- Meadow Soprano: God, I just went. It smells great, what is that?
- Carmela Soprano: It's a Bundt cake for AJ's fundraiser
- Meadow Soprano: Nice shoes, daddy home?
- Carmela Soprano: His upstairs
- Carmela Soprano: What's with you? You seem...
- Meadow Soprano: [interrupts her] What?
- Carmela Soprano: Nothing, I don't know
- Meadow Soprano: Hey, you know what I read? their making a movie with Eloise
- Carmela Soprano: Really? That should be cute
- Meadow Soprano: It's supposed to come out around Christmas or something: you remember at The Plaza that time, the kid kept calling her "Heloise?" And I almost got into a fight with her?
- Carmela Soprano: Yes, that little Spanish girl
- Meadow Soprano: She was so annoying
- Carmela Soprano: I can't believe you even remember that, you were like nine or something?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [while entering the kitchen, kisses her on the cheek] Hey
- Meadow Soprano: [uninterested] Hello
- Meadow Soprano: [to her mother] So anyway, when it opens, we are so there: you and me
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [sarcastically to Meadow] I know your excited to see me but try to control yourself
- Carmela Soprano: So, how's school? What's new?
- Meadow Soprano: Caitlin's still a pain, she cries like over everything
- Carmela Soprano: Probably misses her home: the poor thing
- Meadow Soprano: [referring to her boyfriend Noah Tannenbaum] Thank God for Noah though, he's the only one who can calm her down. She started pulling her hair out last night when she saw a scary movie. She does it all the time now, her scalp is like all raw
- Carmela Soprano: Oh my God
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [jokingly] Nothing like a straitjacket wouldn't cure
- Meadow Soprano: [sarcastically] Sorry, I forgot it's Mr. Sensitivity who doesn't have any problems of his own
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm agreeing with you
- Meadow Soprano: [before leaving] Like you have a clue
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [irritated] Jesus Christ, what the fuck already?
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to the conflict between Tony and Meadow] Cut her some slack, she's under a lot of strain and you did start this
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to Noah] Did you see? How I didn't rise to the bait? The mulligan? A lot of good it did me, does anybody!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [when Carmela ignores him] It's still going on
- Tracee: [seeing him in the Bada Bing parking lot] Do you have a second? I know you said we can't be friends but there's no one else I can talk to
- Tracee: [after he waits for her to continue] I'm pregnant, it's Ralphie's
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Congratulations
- Tracee: I don't know what to do: he acts like he doesn't give a shit
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You ever think he's not acting?
- Tracee: what should I do? Should I keep it?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't get involved in "affairs of the heart"
- Tracee: If I have it, you think he'll help support it?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [sarcastically, referring to the 1950's American sitcom] Oh, sure it'd be "Father Knows Best" over there
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [when she looks worried and doesn't respond] you want my advice? You already got one kid: problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, whatever the fuck you were doing
- Tracee: I got help for that. I had a lot of repressed anger. My county social worker says it goes back to my mom and holding my hand on the stove...
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [interrupts her] Whatever, ok? Your age, your "situation", you need another kid like you need a fuckin hole in the head. Your young, you still got your figure, you can be making money
- Tracee: so, you think I should get an abortion?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Believe me, with Ralphie as the father, you'd be doing this kid and the new generations a favor