Steve Schirripa credited as playing...
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [reading from index cards, helping Junior prepare to fake his mental competency to stand trial] first question: what is today's date?
- Junior Soprano: [before Bobby chuckles] a blonde with big tits and a hat full of Viagra
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: yeah, cute, fuck around: just when that government shrink gets ahold of you, you better know how to fake this
- Junior Soprano: I could do it in my sleep
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: oh, yeah? What's your name?
- Junior Soprano: [pretending not to know] my name?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You can't know your name because then they know your fuckin with them
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: listen to this: give the subject a piece of paper, ask them draw a circle, fold the paper in half, and give it back. These demented old bats can't do that
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: maybe you should wipe your ass with the paper, then they'll know you're a whack job?
- Junior Soprano: [angrily to Tony when Bobby laughs] you think this funny? I'm a source of amusement, I pretend to wipe my ass in front of people
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [to Junior] nah, take it easy
- Junior Soprano: I lived my whole life with dignity, now I gotta pretend I'm a fuckin drooling idiot
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: this is just a good clean way out, that's all
- Junior Soprano: my poor fuckin brother Ercole: how they mocked him