Aida Turturro credited as playing...
Janice Soprano
- Carmela Soprano: Do you remember Angie Bonpensiero?
- Janice Soprano: Angie Belfiore, married Sal Bonpensiero.
- Carmela Soprano: Right, she's thinking of divorcing him.
- Janice Soprano: Halle-fucking-lujah.
- Carmela Soprano: Do you know them?
- Janice Soprano: No, I don't know them, but to be married to a man like that...
- Carmela Soprano: A man like what?
- Janice Soprano: The 'tude, and the fucking medieval outlook.
- Carmela Soprano: He is such an adoring father, though. Three beautiful kids they raised, who are now from a broken home.
- Janice Soprano: No sons, I hope. Three more of his ilk, we don't need.
- Carmela Soprano: He is very macho.
- Janice Soprano: Macho? No. Try swaggering mama's boy, fucking hypocrites, shall we?
- Carmela Soprano: Is that how you see how your brother?
- Janice Soprano: I thought we were talking about Angie.
- [pregnant pause]
- Janice Soprano: I mean these OC pricks, especially with their goomahs, and their prostitues. Emotional cripples, and they expect their wives to live like the fucking nuns at Mt. Carmel College.
- Carmela Soprano: It's not that simple.
- Janice Soprano: Of course not. Madonna/whore is a full equation, I believe. Clothes, appliances, houses...
- Carmela Soprano: [taken aback] You are talking about me. About us.
- Janice Soprano: Carmela, no. I don't know. It's just, a woman of your intelligence, is content to ask so little from life, and from herself.
- Carmela Soprano: Marriage is a holy sacrament.
- Janice Soprano: [realizing she went too far] Okay.
- Carmela Soprano: Family is a sacred institution.
- Janice Soprano: Roger.
- Carmela Soprano: And you? Trying to fan the flames with Richie Aprile, of all people? Talk about old school.
- Janice Soprano: Richie, because of his life experience in prison, has a sensitivity to the plight of women.
- Carmela Soprano: [amused] Oh, my God! I am not even gonna touch that one, but you had me going there for a while. You really did. Oh Janice, honey, I gotta love ya. Really.
- [walks off laughing]