Dominic Chianese credited as playing...
Junior Soprano
- Mikey Palmice: I think you shoulda taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You shoulda sent a clear-cut signal so they know you fuck with Junior Soprano...
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Take it easy! We're not making a western here.
- Livia Soprano: So what's really on your mind, Corrado?
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: This Christopher Moltisanti.
- Livia Soprano: Christopher! What about him?
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Him and his little, uh, friend. They're slappin' me in the face and they're hiding behind Tony.
- Livia Soprano: Well, Tony always loved Christopher like a son. And so do I, Junior. He put up my storm windows for me one year.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [frustrated] Good. But what do I do? I just let him and this Filone kid piss on me in public? And how far do I go before I light a friggin' match under that hot-headed son of yours?
- Livia Soprano: Maybe Christopher could use a little talking to. You know. The other one? Filone?
- [shrugs]
- Livia Soprano: I don't know.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: You have a lot of sense for an old gal.
- Livia Soprano: No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's why my son put me in a nursing home.
- Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He makes you an offer you can't understand.
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: What else did Comley say?
- Mikey Palmice: Nothing much, there was some stuff missing from the truck but he didn't give a fuck as long as it brings back, you know? Oh, then he said to tell Tony Thank you and if there's anything Tony needs, we should give him a call
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [surprised, referring to Christopher and Brendan] Tony? Those fuckin junkie fucks, they work for Tony, they hijack Comley's truck, I get it back and Comley's thanking Tony?
- Mikey Palmice: I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened. You should've sent a clear cut signal so they know you fuck with Junior Soprano...
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [interrupts him] Take it easy! We're not making a western here
- Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Fuckin family, I bought his kid a four hundred dollar surfboard for his birthday