Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Ticket Clerk • Butters Stotch • Jimbo Kern • Scott's Friend #2 • Mr. Jenkins
- Thom Yorke: [as Scott Tenorman cries after realizing he ate his parents in a bowl of chili, Radiohead arrive at the scene] Uhm, excuse me?
- Stan: Who are you?
- Jonny Greenwood: We're that band Radiohead.
- Scott Tenorman: [raises his head] Jesus!
- Ed O'Brien: Jeez, what a li'l crybaby!
- Colin Greenwood: Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?
- Thom Yorke: You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
- Ed O'Brien: Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool.
- Ed O'Brien: Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.
- Phil Selway: Little crybaby!
- [Radiohead leave the scene]
- Scott Tenorman: No, wait! Waaiittt! Oh, my God, Oh, my Gaawwwd!
- [buries his face on the table]
- Cartman: [walks over to Scott's end of the table] Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
- [starts licking Scott's tears off his face]
- Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
- Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
- Stan: Good call.
- Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
- [licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face]
- Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys!
- [screen closes to Looney Tunes-style splash]
- Cartman: Yuppitibut, that's all, folks!